Birthday Cards as a measure of height with an appearance by Roger Federer

All my fellow Bostonians loving the warm weather? Hard to imagine just 5 days ago it was snowing heavily.
Today I learned that high-heeled boots hurt a lot more than flat boots. I can't help but think someone with common sense would have discovered this earlier. I did enjoy being the tallest person in existence for a day though:

Let's also focus for a second on how tall my hair was today:
If you look closely you can see that it was roughly the height of one birthday card (stuck on my closet door). I didn't think this kind of volume was even possible without using half a can of hairspray. Or Bump-Its. Except Bump-Its don't work. So half a can of hairspray.

My friend Salomon insisted that his Roger Federer hat be featured on my blog since it is obviously the height of fashion. He refused to be photographed but gladly snapped a picture of me wearing it:

top- Target
black jeans- Nordstrom
shoes- Off Broadway
earrings- Eastern Market
bracelet- from Mexico
And I have no idea where the hat is from.
UPDATE: Salomon told me the hat is from ebay